I swear this is the firt time I say this.
WTF did I just watch??
I just wonder.... "... the blood WAS ment to be bad to make it funnier ..."
So you intended this to be funny? It kind of gave me a chill instead. No offence, but If you believe it was a joke,ok. It'll just reflect your personality.
"The heroic Cedric does though volcanoes, monster ridden oceans, and a mysterious, enchanted forest to find a soul mate."- geez.. really?? ..... oh that joke was soooooo funny ... :-/