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[Give Up]

What can I say... IT WAS JUST COOL :)

[Mugen Madness]

LAAAAAME :/

[Robot Phone Home]

Nice, but too hard. It gets boring after having to do the same thing over and over an over.... again.
The jet pack is pretty annoing, you don't know when the fuel ends and there are simply too many of those spikes. But the atmosphere is great.

[Welcome Test Subject 3217]

Great concept, most original thing I have seen (i mean heard) so far.
Any way found a glitch at level 7. I fell down the pit but the electric sound didn't stop and the voice was insisting for me to move, but obviously i coudn't 'cuz i was dead.

[Escape the Amusement Park]

Nice game. but something is not right. How can you say 'There isn't anyone to unlock the gate' when the park was obviously full of people. Even kids where still on those rides.

[Stick-Dude (WGE)]

-First of all OUCH, MY EYES! I couldn't play longer than 45 seconds, becouse of this silly backgroud color switching. I see nothing amusing about it (actually i did not see much of anything for a minute or two after playing this game)
-I don't get the story at the begining. A guy watching TV and going to sleep. OK it would have SOME sence, but the pancake line at the end pushed you over the edge :I
-The background music is a well known tune but speeding it up to a rate where you can't tell if it's an actual melody or just some random squeak of a sound, is making my ears cry for help
(so you get blinded an loose hearing at the same time).
-I suppose that english isn't your first language. ok, nor is mine, but if you wan't other people to understand what you write you should't use a translator, you'd better ask someone who knows english to translate stuff for you. Probably you should learn the language yourself if you're planning to create more flash content. (Frankly I didn't understand a word).
-Playing this is getting me nowhere. I tried to explore the first level only to find out, that I have to climb up to find a dead end. Mayby there is a way to go higher but the blinking screen successfuly stopped me from finding it out.

I gave a half a star for.... wait can I possibly finnish this sentence? .... Nope.
Worst game ever indeed.
PLEASE PEOPLE! STOP SUBMITING STUFF INTENDED TO BE SHITTY IT THE FIRST PLACE BECOUSE
IT-IS-NOT-ART!

vova3607 responds:

OK I remove the game (sorry (

[Nemesis]

First place in survivial mode. Nice :)
Good game but gets kind of boring after a while.